barf baby sample
recycled potato flesh
barnacle chortle

nutsack collection
preemptive strike snack attack
ball bearings disease

clam chowder skin graft
beaten to death by grandpa
nacho cheese reprieve

falling fast asleep
is the best part of my life
as a grown adult

fail to make new friends
lead a solitary life
miss companionship

piss through my twenties
exhaust myself completely
taking the trash out

do nothing again
float down the lazy river
toward my dumb fate