piss ant paradigms
delete my number, mortal
vaginal pipe bomb

lay me to rest by
the security lasers
in leopard print garb

stardust oasis
you’re beautiful at dancin’
devastatingly

nothing to see here
i’ve shizzled my last nizzle
I don’t feel so good

porta potty time!
the toilet juice is lookin’
mighty blue today!

build a machine god
very acoustic of you
i relate to this

I piss in the sink
why would I need poetry
I AM poetry

waste of nuclear waste
as it was, so it will be
one day at a time

i came here because
my other thing fell through and
anyway what’s up

hear your own eye move
1 trillionth listicle
mental erosion

feel ashamed about
a fantasy I have where
you’re humoring me

main character hair
pulverize podcast pussy
hunt humans for sport

sensory circus
crawl back inside mom’s womb and
ask for a refund

ride my bike back home
after every big nothing
what is there to say

kick me in the shin
are you there god? it’s me, god
am I serrated?

every hallway full
of interesting people
to never talk to

singular concern
my murder penis throbs hard
for you, babygirl

prostitute pageant
for prominent pedophiles
genocide inspo

dead vibrator dirge
run out of ways to run out
sorry safari

wake up crying from
another thousand year dream
where i was happy

while you’re waiting, please
peruse our fine selection
of trafficked women

modestly wasted
look at me in the eyes (phone)
don’t fuck me on this

jung and innocent
holographic bean bag chair
mustachioed bitch

get tires rotated
practice peace with the bullshit
daddy daughter dance

let the games begin
teleport back to dave’s house
immune to disease

forfeit coherence
twist my butt hair one last time
electrifying

non-native species
eat cajun teriyaki
semen janitor