ride the megaslide
the suffering magician
hands me his last legs
class pizza party
where all the white women at
my brain feels so strange
bacteria farm
outlined my crotch in sharpie
learn to play banjo
do you think that clams
know that we’re opening them?
what if we’re the slap
Whenever im sad
I just remember that gif
And i feel much better
On the couch weeping
Hundred dildos are slingshot
into atmosphere
Legacy shredding
Imagination useless
That’s the tragedy
fetal position
apocalyptic system
blank, mechanizing
black holes in my eyes
many people’s dreams are dead
95%
by mere exposure
friction and I are friends now
tangelo saddle
sensational
committed to excellence
no more elephants
hedonic treadmill
shining laser dealership
all come to meet her
zen sense of timing
abberant drunk on the grind
playing my trump card
cold outside the light
calm, a long walk to freedom
one-dimensional
my one devotion
the kind of person wanted
stay closed off, open
my brotherly love
I was waiting, I pulled up
it was binary
let the anger win
ah god ah fuck ah damnit
that one doesn’t count
touching the insane
wheres that melting pot of weeds
helpless butterson
working on a play
the main character is dead
i call it casper
sweet dealing devil
waterfall down the fat folds
infinity cringe
everybody knows
no one eats the pickled fruit
i have no questions
confirmation, hot
grunge kids grew and ate salads
torchic best of three
first down, freebird clown
judge the book by its cover
only always should
if you could express
it would look like constant laughs
flying antelope
I will put you down
hometown honeys post coitus
back to oatmeal land
brainwash myself
life is hard for everyone
under my dingdong
holy fucking shit
the crazy lady was RIGHT
she always has been
six pack of desire
really well defined
lives I could have lived
I can’t empathize
pork tenderloin dissipate
red bread dead lead head
here comes homelessness
rust machines until today
very slippery
most likely i’m doomed
been in my room for 3 months
that’s why my ku’s suck
unsatisfying
hey sorry about your life
thanks but i’ll be fine
shit stain forever
glorious satanic choir
powerful dream lord
sleeping forever
cheated on her with your first
your humanity
crying, uncensored
waste away without remorse
disassociated
thoughtless dissolving
infinitely forever
I stand corrected
sun between your heels
I could never have a pet
knowing being trapped
sadly conducting
terrible experiments
learning nothing
sit on the counter
it’s exactly what you think
addicted to sand
achieve personhood
your poetry outranks mine
achieve specialness
sobbing quietly
all accounts report you suck
ready to settle
our heals this game are
perfect immortal beings
from another plane
some blood in your stool
adds a touch of fall color
to a classic meal
tumultuous times
ed, edd, and eddy yaoi
helps me fall asleep
Tandem bicycle
through the upscale neighborhoods
now you feel okay
throw a barbecue
the whole neighborhood shows up
burger or hotdog?
death simulator
relive your final meatball
till the sun goes cold
Trillions of bugs
Ants, roaches, spiders, flies, worms
Fucking my sister
maybe you should be
a little nicer to me
shitting dick nipples
win the war on hope
homesick yugoslavian
bellybutton crumbs
I’ve had sex before
but few repeat customers
so i suck at fuck
boredom + hunger
truly the darkest timeline
AND I have to pee
Everybody pees
On grandma as she beats off
She cums and then dies
Harem of traumas
Orgy of anxiety
Climax of failure
FUCK A PROSTITUTE
ASS CHEEK TATTOO SIGNIFIED
HUMAN TRAFFICKING
do not touch your face
with your greasy unwashed hands
or you’ll get acne
twerk sinisterly
i am caked in dried feces
god is mad at me
what to write about?
my life’s unremarkable
poop stuff it is, then
“i literally
got invisibility
for christmas this year”
2:30am
distress as i realize
sleep is not coming
green apple splatters
project fiddlesticks
marching band fetish
cum homunculus
read soup for the insane soul
date your computer
WORKED HARD FOR 4 YEARS
FUCK UP AND IT’S ALL OVER
COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME
I’M NOT GOOD ENOUGH
I DIDN’T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES
BACK WHERE I STARTED
WHY DO I WAKE UP
MINIMUM WAGE FOREVER
FEELS HEAVY AWFUL
Alone, as always
Turn off my self-awareness
Bitterness is home
Feels good to be sad
Remember how to go fast
Forget where to go
first of all, fuck you
it never entered my mind
secondly, blow me
never tell a soul
this is between you and me
keep it a secret
if you’re reading this,
congratulations, you won!
click to claim your prize
back from the bathroom
impressive stock eulogy
gum under the desk
quickly park the car
jesus peanut butter cups
cuteness aggression
to die as you lived
bent out of shape about her
even after years
when i was a boy
handholding mom at airport
never leave her sight
I’m not just joking
being alone changes you
it just hurts a lot
Dad, what’s a P-spot?
I’ll tell you when you’re older
replaced by robots
old experiments
sit at the bar until close
don’t do anything
when I was a teen
used to go on walks at night
radical assclown
electrocution
remember me as i was
leather ensemble
drink some warm-up juice
sad day for america
flat as a pancake
YOU KEEP FORGETTING
YOU CAN’T RUN OUT OF PROBLEMS
YOU JUST FIND NEW ONES
CANNOT TELL THE TRUTH
YOU TOOK THAT AWAY FROM ME
SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT
ALL OF YOU WILL BE
FUNDAMENTALLY ALONE
AS LONG AS YOU LIVE
BIRTHDAY PLUS CHRISTMAS
ASK YOUR PARENTS TO SAVE UP
FOR ONE BIG PRESENT
WALK IN ON YOUR SIS
HUFFING COMPUTER DUSTER
SOMETHING’S GOTTA GIVE
give up on your dreams
barely manage to go on
live as a machine
3 more years of this
as long as it’s not u-haul
i can live with it
aching teeth all day
the pain doesn’t go away
floss and brush and swish
i’m sorry rufus
i can’t do this anymore
save my seat for me
mentally ill love
she’s definitely dreaming
about crying ghosts
change out the lightbulbs
now everything is yellow
i mean, no, but yes
dude, it’s getting worse
“I hope I die, honestly”
that was a close one
Finally you’re here
ladyboy emergency
do it till it’s done
in my teenage room
in purpleblue honeyrain
scoot closer to me
works well with wierdos
computer controlled units
still a novelty
keep bad company
i’ll have to come back to this
estrogen shortage
drill down deep enough
whatever you come up with
dozens of earned hugs
all in a day’s work
managerial prowess
but does he eat ass?
DON’T PLAY THE MUSIC
DON’T GET UP AND DIM THE LIGHTS
COLOSSAL ERROR
THIS IS SO STUPID
CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT
COME SIT ON ME THOUGH
LOOK INTO MY EYES
SAVOR THE GRAVITATION
I HAVE TO STOP THIS
extreme speed sinning
call center in nevada
beg for your release
FOUND ORPHANED BLOCK FILES
CAN’T WAIT TILL THESE DRUGS KICK IN
AMBERGRIS HIGHSCHOOL
INSIGNIFICANT
BIGGEST FAILURE OF YOUR LIFE
EXCELLENT ROOMMATES
YOU’RE ALWAYS LIKE THIS
FALLS ALSEEP ON YOUR SHOULDER
STUPID PIECE OF SHIT
I CAN’T HANDLE IT
NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY
JUST AN ILLUSION
SIT WITH THE COOL KIDS
ON THE LONG SEAT IN THE BACK
I IDENTIFY
MIDI CONTROLLER
BIOLOGICAL MACHINE
WOULD I LIE TO YOU
1-CLICK UNSUBSCRIBE
EXQUISITE PARALYSIS
LOVE-BASED RTS
TWO-PLAYER SPLITSCREEN
RELIGIOUS SYMBOLISM
MYTHBUSTERS RERUNS
I DID WHAT ANY
REASONABLE GUY WOULD DO
GOBS AND GOBS OF ROIDS
I’M IN A BAD PLACE
CRY FOR HELP 2020
TAKE THE PAIN AWAY
LONG BEACH OVERCAST
COLD, COARSE, INFERIOR SAND
UNCOMFORTABLE
FALL ASLEEP ALONE
BETTER THAN BEING AWAKE
UNFINISHED FRENCH FRIES
THEY NEED IT THE MOST
CUSTOMER SERVICE PEASANT
YEAH I REGRET IT
NOTHING ELSE COMPARES
SPEND THE LAST OF IT ON WHORES
IT’S NOT EVEN CLOSE
COUNTRY IN MOURNING
I HOPE THAT SHE STEALS MY CLOTHES
BACKUP CAMERA
ULTRAVANILLA
HOMOSEXUAL SIDE KICK
“ACCIDENTALLY”
WHO YOU REALLY ARE
MEANS NOTHING TO ANYONE
HEAVILY SOILED LOAD
NOT DEPRESSED ENOUGH
SLEEPOVER AT KEVIN’S HOUSE
CHRONIC AWARENESS
I HAVE AUTISM
IT’S BAD, IT’S A BAD MIXTAPE
i want to believe
take some free crackers
sit at the empty tables
unable to rise
that’s the hottest thing
i have ever seen in my life
refridgerator
THEN GO TO THE PUB
APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE
SLURPEE HEART FAILURE
“SHE LOOKS LIKE STEVE JOBS”
NORMAL ASS MOTHERFUCKERS
WOBBLY SAUSAGE
I SPY YOUR LIMP DICK
DON’T RIDE BOATS WITH HOLES IN THEM
HEART ATTACK FAN CLUB
real alone again
watching code lyoko
my life is a joke
is this how it ends?
so close, yet so far away?
somehow I doubt it
THAT’S FUCKING STUPID
HIRE A LAWYER AND SUE THEM
DIE AND SHIT YOUR PANTS
girl in tennis clothes
manspreading on the park bench
texting somebody
full on fluff assault
it’s gonna be a bad year
vulnerable neck
who does your makeup
another human being
prisoner christmas
create your own group
I wish we hadn’t been robbed
foreign royalty
relaxed, watertight
haze, palm trees and skyscrapers
tight neat & bouncy
after i get back
slide whistle with distortion
through the fire and flames
1920’s warm
watermelon summer camp
enveloping bass
drown your dreams with work
dinner date with carl gardens
good dreams but they hurt
jerk off to anne frank
exist in a fuzz pedal
taxes done on time
pick apart your meal
nostalgia & memory
bet, echolocate
bleach and ammonia
pearlescent GHB dream
rainbow dino ride
melodic whimper
kickflip over the chord change
blood curdling scream
please use all my holes
quadruple penetration
till death do us part
stretched, lacerated
violently brutally
pounded until death
a guillotine cuts
your fucked to death head off as
people take selfies
friend with benefits
underwear underwater
tenderness capsule
personality
self-deprecating humor
xbox 360
trim my pubic hair
emergency suicide pills
leave the oven on
peaceful meatball town
farm in fields of angel hair
sleep in beds of sauce
love that doesn’t come
satisfaction transient
fuck you too i guess
metal droning sound
fall over and don’t get up
just accept your fate
sit with your young friends
chewing peppermint plant stems
in a drainage ditch
who cares anyway
duct tape the hole in my sheets
no one to impress
successfully live
spend 4 hours on 3 haiku
question your whole life
but you won’t need luck
the world seems to wait for you
to hit it with sticks
missing in action
go to a show in LA
reverb slide guitar
be my little spoon
you make it easy for me
better overall
too sober to dance
look through the data again
occupy your chair
delete your number
they can fuck you, but I cant?
achey breaky heart
neatly folding clothes
who am i doing this for
it isn’t for me
bright winter morning
vacuuming the store, outside
a whirlwind of trash
watch every movie
your life fails to measure up
it’s not even close
begin to own it
people are basically
soft pieces of meat
end up like the rest
pretend that you’re not the same
and yet here you are
helicopter dick
spinning in desperation
how to make love stay
object of pity
watch your friends matter
take out a suicide loan
face your shittyness
face your disability
know your worthless soul
burst out laughing
what you felt was important
wasn’t important
to contrive meaning
in this senseless random world
just selfish, really
Turn the AC off
After what feels like a year
still not cold yet though