poison paradise
blew a chunky salsa load
asleep on the floor

empty culdesac
bad asphalt for skateboarding
one of many lies

couldn’t find his peace
despite pristine conditions
king of excuses

powerslide panic
marbles rolling down the stairs
happyface tatoo

perception detox
lost his way in the wreckage
trying to get off

got drunk by mistake
legs sore & non-responsive
walked home anyways

drinking from the grass
no one knew he made it back
basking in the grime

head stuffed in the sand
ignored by the onlookers
lungs full up with sand

crystal love fractals
each with a tent and good tan
spun into barbed wire

glowing barbie pink
intertwined around the core
spherical lattice

emitting gore tones
spewing seductive poses
all four on the floor

furious ranting
through 8 minutes of breakcore
burnout the ravers

pitted deep within
black hole sensuality
consent horizon

perfect joy nuggets
seeds spread through memory fields
heard these lines before

aloe reflection
strangely new experience
veg garden out back

liked poking around
spent more time back there than us
she won’t see the growth

vines planning their routes
between crisscrossing rust stains
on dirty cement

gon’ be a hot one
busted down AC unit
the whole day ahead

listen up maggots
shape-shifting snowmen
they are among us

any one of you
could be trying to kill us
with your snow powers

that’s why we ski fast
to get away from the snow
that’s why skis are sharp

to cut the snow’s skin
how damn much can I say it?
just fucking ski fast

I wanna see ya
doing black diamonds backwards
swerve through the forest

grind the roof of the
big restaurant ski-lounge place
wearing a blindfold

then do maybe like
this HUGE ass jump into a
1080 mctwist

and then we go back
to the vending machine room
next to the bus stop

and I get you kids
whatever candy you want
except fig newtons

cause those aren’t candy
and they shouldn’t even be there
but anything else

I will buy for you
because I make the big bucks
and I like candy

and it’s the last day
yet no one can ski at all
because you all suck

your parents are rich
and they give you everything
so you won’t feel pain

but then real life hits
learning takes time and effort
and what do you know

you turn out like shit
just like your parents wanted
and it bums me out

my disappointment
can only be remedied
through binge consumption

so everybody
meet me down at the bottom
look for the red flag

oh and one last thing
let’s save us both the lecture
don’t tell your parents

Tuesday is blue day
illegal touching contest
didn’t look both ways

lost in the mountains
generating garfield strips
never to return

candy engineer
secret spies stole the sauce prize
stinky DJ boy

Why? You shouldn’t have.
Jesus Christ, you shouldn’t have.
Why did you do this?

I don’t understand.
Who could do something like this?
What were you thinking?

never tried too hard
murdered by bros in the street
he was a dummy

focus on breathing
with whatever you have left
Wendy’s happy hour

off in the distance
sun got stuck in a bad place
couldn’t remember