Lording little Lambs
Limiting lemon limits
Licking labia

Locating License
Lacerated lateral land
Limping lips lasted

Less leisurely lunch
Lest laser linens lament
Lacking Lisa’s love

animosity
human experiences
are like what the fuck

go be a person
alice glass is so fucked up
enter the milk tub

only punk I want
kill on/strike out/gain control
doodle to forget

color observer
be better than everyone
correct the failure

i am not that strong
please laugh at me when I’m gone
my heart will go on

those girls were be drunk
dear keyboard, please save me from
those girls. that were drunk.

enhance your posture
be the change you want to see
in my burrito

I don’t give a shit
I’ll post a million haikus
no one can stop me

why am I the sky
the only crouton is change
gift beanie babies

remember ember?
I found her under the couch
chomping on chex mix

my heart’s a dive bar
filled with various cretin
who speak Japanese

legs are potatoes
rolling down a winding road
become the wizard

your life is a joke
pay attention to tacos
ultimate christmas

stressed out forever
you will feel pain your whole life
absolute hat cup

green beans à la mode
kvetching in my birkenstocks
I just cracked the code

remove the lynchpin
my heart aches for your discount
spare me pregnancy

supreme chancellor
brought us some tortilla chips
lets forgive ourselves

sun shining slow rock
death finds mature people right
for activities

I’m a burrito
Hand me the god given child
in benevolence

in space forever
ruin everything we have
as i laugh and rake

yr fire is all out
get her back with jealousy
just to keep it real

made the same mistake
the legacy and wonder
I was on the scene

beautiful demon
rectangles of swag love lost
I will forget you

thrills, pills, and giggles
uninterrupted passion
of a thousand bees

I went out today
I talked to like everyone
but no one was down

there were no parties
and no one wanted to hang
maybe they’re all stiffs?

some people were swag
a lot of the girls were hot
should’ve gotten numbers

I came off sketchy
strangers are too strange for them
whatever, their loss

how do I tell them
how do I show them I’m rad
we could have such fun

it’s starting to rain
At least I can say I tried
here’s to persistence

business casual
you can fuck my bitch based god
dont be a stranger

Afro computer
did you finish your project
cookie pyramid

critical wisdom
this new pen is fuckin sweet
savor the savoir

I swear to god
urinal christmas children
got those christmas lips

she’s under eighteen
can’t argue with that logic
I’m a burrito

she sad, but what do
whatever, party harder
i dont care, feels good

king of the jerk dicks
slaps fools gold lizard people
styrofoam fucker

no fooling around
I’m the medium falcon
use it or lose it