disgusting butthole
hidden underneath the tail
of a dirty dog

GO OUT OF YOUR WAY
TO SAY FUCK YOU TO MY FACE
MAXIMUM SADNESS

UNREQUITED LOVE
I CAN’T STOP FEELING THIS WAY
THIS IS FUCKING DUMB

NEVER LEAVE MY BED
DISINTEGRATION MONTAGE
I GUESS I’LL JUST DIE

NOTHING SPECIAL DEATH
FEEL YOUR BODY TURNING COLD
THINK NOTHING OF IT

END OF FOREVER
CAST UNTO OBLIVION
REST IN POPSICLES

turning inside out
dig to the water table
file away the blood

fucked puzzle pieces
solitary saturday
bleach margarita

micropenis ruse
no expense spared prototype
carrier pigeon

falling confetti
drag my face across the ground
sound of breaking glass

tidal wave of worms
share a crush on the same boy
that’s called an arms race

adopted kitten
sounds like they’re cool with part-time
godless cupstacking

ultimate weapon
picnic basket sandwiches
wine cheese string quartet

give me a big hug
do it or i’ll kill myself
thank you very much

live for no reason
make mistakes I can’t learn from
i used to be cool

I need to get drunk
just get whatever’s on sale
it doesn’t matter

STRAWBERRY RESET
INT. CARDBOARD BOX
BETTER THAN NOTHING

FORGET HOW TO BREATHE
SLIP ON SOME DIARRHEA
LEAVE ON A HIGH NOTE

INFINITE NIGHTMARE
THE WORLD NEEDS MORE MASOCHISTS
SPARKLE IN YOUR EYES

STAR WIPE TO HOPSCOTCH
I COULD GO TO JAIL FOR THIS
PEACE ON THE TIMELINE

FIX THE TIME MACHINE
YOU’VE REALLY OUTDONE YOURSELF
FLOATING GOOSEFEATHERS

ORBITAL ANTHEM
FLIPPING IN MOON GRAVITY
WIPE AWAY THE TEARS

FORMAL CIGARETTES
MOLECULAR PROBLEM CHILD
NO ONE WILL READ THIS

incurable dreams
fruit from impossible trees
none can ever taste

I don’t stand a chance
build a cottage with wrong thoughts
delusion is peace

awash in carnage
full metal magical girl
synchronized killing

for one night only
hit in the face with a leaf
no-wave genesis

eat off your arm hair
sentient country music
watch lettuce aphids

albino duty
car loan of a thousand fists
painful rectal itch

return to the earth
consult with your attorney
hug a cannonball

party at my place
thoroughly lost in the sauce
freckle clusterfuck

demand a refund
post-9/11 milkshake
sordid love affair

smegma colossus
let’s see that instant replay
mayan calendar

go to the dark side
all i got was this t-shirt
ventilation shaft

your dog will only
shit on other people’s shoes
when you go for walks

bubblegum wishes
encodes for an enzyme named
threesome with two dudes

all your dreams come true
there’s no one you can talk to
dancing skeletons

falling rust red leaves
become an alcoholic
consider it done

excellent choice, sir
on speaking terms with your god
putrid mayonnaise

it needs more syrup
head to the electronics store
assless chaps jackpot

take some free crackers
too boring to kill yourself
should have thought of that

hot guy funeral
he was one of the cool kids
necrotic tissue

little red wagon
candy screenshot saxophone
vomitorium

let the sad times roll
why are you so nice to me?
cheer up, emo kid

transplant candidate
put a bag over her head
poke some holes for eyes

liquid shit firehose
center for recreation
dried out coffee cup

believe in yourself
not today motherfucker
nitroglycerin

rimjob hurricane
analingus reverie
numerology

worse late than never
shredded cheese paper plate
i remain enslaved

let’s make a baby
get turned down because you suck
shattered dance limits

gently peeling off
shut up and let me have this
lay down all the way

awfulibrium
leave it in the cupholder
goodbye forever

winner at losing
do a lot of krokodil
my dad’s vagina

apartheid honey
sulfuric acid spit-take
rise from the ashes

roam the vast glaciers
exact your revenge, as planned
birthday plus christmas

promise of reward
i hope we can still be friends
light jacket weather

slashed heartstrings hang limp
i love fire & fire loves me
phantom ponytail

wounded animal
dumb enough to fall in love
abstract free for all

humongous asses
it’s hard to farm human spit
tragicomedy

try to find out why
ginger on ginger action
a world bathed in fire

golden foster home
everyone dies in the end
fly me to the moon

ringing in my ears
“i can’t hold them much longer!”
lasers flying by

into the crater
activate the pedestal
psychic symbiote

“quickly! the crystals!”
screaming holy delicious
fractal moon logic

astronaut costume
fall into the pool and drown
wetness of water

waste most of your life
try not to think about it
that’s the way it is