diarrhea semifinals

awash in carnage
full metal magical girl
synchronized killing

for one night only
hit in the face with a leaf
no-wave genesis

eat off your arm hair
sentient country music
watch lettuce aphids

albino duty
car loan of a thousand fists
painful rectal itch

return to the earth
consult with your attorney
hug a cannonball

party at my place
thoroughly lost in the sauce
freckle clusterfuck

demand a refund
post-9/11 milkshake
sordid love affair

smegma colossus
let’s see that instant replay
mayan calendar

go to the dark side
all i got was this t-shirt
ventilation shaft

your dog will only
shit on other people’s shoes
when you go for walks

bubblegum wishes
encodes for an enzyme named
threesome with two dudes

all your dreams come true
there’s no one you can talk to
dancing skeletons

falling rust red leaves
become an alcoholic
consider it done

excellent choice, sir
on speaking terms with your god
putrid mayonnaise

it needs more syrup
head to the electronics store
assless chaps jackpot

take some free crackers
too boring to kill yourself
should have thought of that

hot guy funeral
he was one of the cool kids
necrotic tissue

little red wagon
candy screenshot saxophone
vomitorium

let the sad times roll
why are you so nice to me?
cheer up, emo kid

transplant candidate
put a bag over her head
poke some holes for eyes

liquid shit firehose
center for recreation
dried out coffee cup

believe in yourself
not today motherfucker
nitroglycerin

rimjob hurricane
analingus reverie
numerology

worse late than never
shredded cheese paper plate
i remain enslaved

let’s make a baby
get turned down because you suck
shattered dance limits

gently peeling off
shut up and let me have this
lay down all the way

awfulibrium
leave it in the cupholder
goodbye forever

winner at losing
do a lot of krokodil
my dad’s vagina

apartheid honey
sulfuric acid spit-take
rise from the ashes

roam the vast glaciers
exact your revenge, as planned
birthday plus christmas

promise of reward
i hope we can still be friends
light jacket weather

slashed heartstrings hang limp
i love fire & fire loves me
phantom ponytail

wounded animal
dumb enough to fall in love
abstract free for all

humongous asses
it’s hard to farm human spit
tragicomedy

try to find out why
ginger on ginger action
a world bathed in fire

golden foster home
everyone dies in the end
fly me to the moon

ringing in my ears
“i can’t hold them much longer!”
lasers flying by

into the crater
activate the pedestal
psychic symbiote

“quickly! the crystals!”
screaming holy delicious
fractal moon logic