WE WERE SO CLOSE

WELL WHAT’S ALL THIS THEN
“YOU’RE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE NOW”
“SORRY NOT SORRY”

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
THIS WASN’T PART OF THE PLAN
“THAT’S NOT MY PROBLEM”

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
“FUCK YOU IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT”
GET OUT OF MY ROOM

EVERY NOW AND THEN
AMBLE BACK OVER THE SLATS
KICK AND SCREAM AND CRY

GET THE COLD SHOULDER
I OWE YOU A GOOD PRESENT
MY WORK HERE IS DONE

ALWAYS THE BRIDESMAID
NOT IF I KILL MYSELF FIRST
I WAS JUST KIDDING

I’VE COME A LONG WAY
DIMMER SWITCHES EVERYWHERE
MELODRAMA MAN

“I SHOULD REALLY GO”
I CAN’T BE ALONE RIGHT NOW
“THAT EXPLAINS A LOT”

BREAK ME OFF A PIECE
MESSAGE RECEIVED, I’M WORTHLESS
YOU ARE VERY KIND

SHITFRIEND ADVENTURES
THE HEART WANTS WHAT THE HEART WANTS
THERE WAS AN ATTEMPT

CRINGE AT WHAT I DID
THE PAIN DOESN’T GO AWAY
THIS IS MY LIFE NOW

GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
I TURNED MY BACK ON A FRIEND
THE HATERS WERE RIGHT

IT WAS ALL IN VAIN
THERE’S NO REASON TO GO ON
“WELL THERE’S YOUR LEAK, MA’AM”

KEEP IT TO MYSELF
NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY
“WHAT AM I MISSING”

THAT’S FOR ME TO KNOW
AND YOU TO NEVER FIND OUT
SEE ME AFTER CLASS

OUT OF THINGS TO SAY
BECOME COMPLETELY NORMAL
A SMALL PRICE TO PAY

PIERCE THE BAG OF JUICE
IN EXACTLY THE RIGHT PLACE
SUCK IT DOWN AT ONCE

schleurbis

palatial colon
into the river of dreams
i coom while shidding

renew your piss vows
my mom sucks and fucks dog dick
for stale cereal

abortion of joy
arrive late to death practice
do 10 extra laps

fully expect to
perish in the resource wars
feel like a winner

slimeology class
join the cum in my son club
major in self-harm

I’ve lost everything
meaningful to me in life
wear my nicest shirt

married to cocaine
hold on I gotta go die
afganistan man

parpintarf

one big nipple ring
bitches know I have no soul
fart blood for jesus

incel olympics
volunteer at the local
child gore gallery

adoption roulette
you guys are out of napkins
dick necromancer

stuffed crust wanton death
imperfect big tiddy clone
till the pain is gone

play it in reverse
the perfect trauma machine
crestfallen fuckfreak

unhinge your jaw to
eat the transplant candidate
salmon companion

greenwich mean time joint
the stars used to not be gay
lucid dream her car

face death with new shoes
your coolness was all a lie
cry over spilled milk

gargle some gravel
terms and conditions of love
adults are children

Fail the take home test
only sorrow from now on
pole dancing spreadsheet

corndog meditation

side bitch with honors
kiss grandma passionately
free appetizer

in this dream i had
you guys were back together
things my brain preserves

full force frick at the
insemination station
i don’t give a dang

remaster my death
polyphonic perfection
wrought a mortal wound

last bits of joy drain
out of me, into nowhere
and get forgotten

doomed organism
take off my arms and codpiece
reabsorb abyss

big dicky balls flops
into the planet called Earth
snuffing out all life

carnal knowledge of the watermelon

set standards to none
save file is beyond saving
eucalyptus tea

profound misery
of nonfunctional penis
curse the fates for this

systematic fraud
just to keep yourself busy
perhaps learn and grow

learn new headache types
teriyaki vestibule
promise you’ll be good

only losers please
I’m a security guard
so I deserve trash

throb like a cancer
explain thermodynamics
consume leafy greens

warm bodies pour down
rube goldberg machine of slaves
suffering supreme

scat athlete elite
I feel deader already
cinnamon bovine

damnation fandom
outstanding orifices
amphibian gongs

cat cunt stock buyback
gluttony gene giveaway
expertly chopped up

designer hoedown
jam it in me jamboree
distraction tier list

disco malcontents
skinny dipping time wizard
good sword variety

sailboat on the throat
dressed in black, flags at half mast
mourn her juicy ass

begin therapy
in hopes that you will one day
be a psychopath

bone marrow slurry
jacked furries bullying your
surviving parent

fillet her, deep in
the powerhouse of the cell
bowl cut telegraph

live in a mud hut
prepared for a sexy death
vomit fantasy

prevent poor posture
employ a cartographer
map your upper back

rotating ronalds
baby’s first amber alert
telepathic pie

femininity
air raid siren sleepover
renounce enamel

set up a crowdfund
for your assassination
quadrilaterals

rorange tourniquet jollers

lose something precious
never find another one
never feel the same

worn out and broken
fail when it mattered the most
go on uselessly

go all in and lose
live out your remaining days
bored, just bored as hell

I’m a fucking fool
i wanted to be a fool
got what i wanted

a shining goon spoke
“one day you’ll be a demon”
i already am

i loop wonderwall
i grasp my idiocy
i create mistakes

finally exhaust
linguistic permutations
of 5-7-5