slammin’ my on flow
said, “you were the best son, son”
told you about us

actual winter:
freeze outside til your shift ends
miss being a kid

shit in the shower
karate chop it all up
smush it down the drain

DIARRHEA STREAM
DIARRHEA PARADISE
DIARRHEA PURE

DIARRHEA SOUL
DIARRHEA CONCERTO
DIARRHEA HEART

DIARRHEA LOVE
DIARRHEA NIRVANA
DIARRHEA PEACE

DIARRHEA WET
DIARRHEA ETERNAL
DIARRHEA FLOW

DIARRHEA KING
DIARRHEA ECSTASY
DIARRHEA JOY

METALLIC HAREM
CHEMICAL BURN FALSETTO
DELICIOUS MARBLES

THE WIND SMELLS OF SHIT
MAY I PLEASE HAVE MY SOUL BACK
MAJESTIC PINWHEEL

QUANTUM ZAMBONI
I FUCKED YOUR MOM, AND YOU’RE NEXT
TOGGLE MY WALRUS

PRESCRIPTION SUNNIES
SUGARY GAS TANK SURPRISE
NEON POCKET LINT

CLAIM TO BE PREGNANT
BOOLEAN SEARCH OPERANDS
BUYING PRE-OWNED FIRE

AWAIT MIWAUKEE
SHIT DOWN THE OLD MINING SHAFT
TENTACLE HORROR

AC ON FULL BLAST
FLAVOR PACKET ALCHEMY
DONG ALGORITHMS

barf baby sample
recycled potato flesh
barnacle chortle

nutsack collection
preemptive strike snack attack
ball bearings disease

clam chowder skin graft
beaten to death by grandpa
nacho cheese reprieve

falling fast asleep
is the best part of my life
as a grown adult

fail to make new friends
lead a solitary life
miss companionship

piss through my twenties
exhaust myself completely
taking the trash out

do nothing again
float down the lazy river
toward my dumb fate

make love to raccoons
betray my friends in my mind
twilight of my life

crystal weed cultist
refuse to be aesthetic
float aggressively

stay tired from now on
copious amounts of mold
weld some more fat on

blink your life away
infinite luck for dodging
attain average

coagulate, bored
no one at work is happy
dumb space sound effects

wait in line to die
experience a fresh new pain
wonderful surprise!

wait out your sentence
watching youtube videos
in a flesh prison

three men, cheek to cheek
poop simultaneously
triple helix swirls

Walk into a room
Forget what you came in for
Sadly walk back out

aj is so chill
that the warmth of spring retreats
shriveling my dick