OPEN THE CAR DOOR
VOMIT ONTO THE ASPHALT
WALK IN AND CLOCK IN
GET BACK HOME FROM WORK
UNZIP AND PEE IN THE SINK
DON’T WIPE UP THE DROPS
THERE ARE NO CLEAN PLATES
WATCH CARTOONS MADE FOR CHILDREN
EAT POTATO CHIPS
SORT MY PORN FOLDER
CUM FOR THE THIRD TIME TODAY
TO REALLY WIERD SHIT
UNFOLDED CLEAN CLOTHES
ATOP THE WASHING MACHINE
FOR A SECOND WEEK
I’M BARELY AWAKE
AND I HAVEN’T BRUSHED MY TEETH
CAN’T GET OUT OF BED
BLOW MY NOSE AND SPIT
IN THE FOLDS OF MY BLANKET
FALL ASLEEP IN IT
Tuesday is blue day
illegal touching contest
didn’t look both ways
lost in the mountains
generating garfield strips
never to return
candy engineer
secret spies stole the sauce prize
stinky DJ boy
Why? You shouldn’t have.
Jesus Christ, you shouldn’t have.
Why did you do this?
I don’t understand.
Who could do something like this?
What were you thinking?
never tried too hard
murdered by bros in the street
he was a dummy
focus on breathing
with whatever you have left
Wendy’s happy hour
off in the distance
sun got stuck in a bad place
couldn’t remember
pour wax everyday
fragrant lifestyle choices
groom your son for war
oceanica
submerge yourself in parsley
sword tutorials
they end up fucking
tomorrow is gonna suck
ask me how I know
psychocandyass
I think I’ll stay in the tank
commemoration
wasn’t invited
that fucked me up even more
kindergardeners
cycle stimulants
extracurricular naps
make my bed sorta
nicotine meat stick
black ice crustacean commune
optional cutscene
donuts in reverse
annie in shoes of whole milk
remade in metal
see you at the bar
give and get a hug from you
how are things? you say
I’m fine, how are you?
cereal experiments
you’re never online