i used to do meth
i came here to laugh at you
paper towel roll

The road to tendies
is paved with more murder plots
crohn’s disease boardslide

your days are lettered
tasteless chucklefuckery
sleep deep in the grease

light my hand on fire
this is just like that one show
chunky salsa blood

explosive barrel
accidentally punctured
who will feed my pets?

consult some creamed corn
smoke WD40
park your UFO

mayan calendar
write a love letter to ass
nUwUclear birthday