those girls were be drunk
dear keyboard, please save me from
those girls. that were drunk.

enhance your posture
be the change you want to see
in my burrito

I don’t give a shit
I’ll post a million haikus
no one can stop me

why am I the sky
the only crouton is change
gift beanie babies

remember ember?
I found her under the couch
chomping on chex mix

my heart’s a dive bar
filled with various cretin
who speak Japanese

legs are potatoes
rolling down a winding road
become the wizard

your life is a joke
pay attention to tacos
ultimate christmas

stressed out forever
you will feel pain your whole life
absolute hat cup