WELL WHAT’S ALL THIS THEN
“YOU’RE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE NOW”
“SORRY NOT SORRY”

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
THIS WASN’T PART OF THE PLAN
“THAT’S NOT MY PROBLEM”

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
“FUCK YOU IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT”
GET OUT OF MY ROOM

EVERY NOW AND THEN
AMBLE BACK OVER THE SLATS
KICK AND SCREAM AND CRY

GET THE COLD SHOULDER
I OWE YOU A GOOD PRESENT
MY WORK HERE IS DONE

ALWAYS THE BRIDESMAID
NOT IF I KILL MYSELF FIRST
I WAS JUST KIDDING

I’VE COME A LONG WAY
DIMMER SWITCHES EVERYWHERE
MELODRAMA MAN

“I SHOULD REALLY GO”
I CAN’T BE ALONE RIGHT NOW
“THAT EXPLAINS A LOT”

BREAK ME OFF A PIECE
MESSAGE RECEIVED, I’M WORTHLESS
YOU ARE VERY KIND

SHITFRIEND ADVENTURES
THE HEART WANTS WHAT THE HEART WANTS
THERE WAS AN ATTEMPT

CRINGE AT WHAT I DID
THE PAIN DOESN’T GO AWAY
THIS IS MY LIFE NOW

GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
I TURNED MY BACK ON A FRIEND
THE HATERS WERE RIGHT

IT WAS ALL IN VAIN
THERE’S NO REASON TO GO ON
“WELL THERE’S YOUR LEAK, MA’AM”

KEEP IT TO MYSELF
NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY
“WHAT AM I MISSING”

THAT’S FOR ME TO KNOW
AND YOU TO NEVER FIND OUT
SEE ME AFTER CLASS

OUT OF THINGS TO SAY
BECOME COMPLETELY NORMAL
A SMALL PRICE TO PAY

PIERCE THE BAG OF JUICE
IN EXACTLY THE RIGHT PLACE
SUCK IT DOWN AT ONCE